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Ce-i doresc femeile cu adevrat
Articolul sta e un rspus la dorinele fetei steia (fac aici o parantez imenionez c, nainte de a avea dorine de la masculi ar trebui un curs de
cum s glumim n societate in prezena unor persoane necunoscute, ajut).
Fata spune c o femeie dorete de la un brbat aa:
busy1. Sa fie ingrijit, fara a cadea in patima metrosexualitatii
2. Sa se spele
3. Sa te poti baza pe el
4. Sa fie independent
5. Sa fie manierat
6. Sa aprecieze cand ne aranjam
Io mai adaug:
7. S accepte c femeile se pisicesc cnd vor ceva pentru c sunt detepte iindependente. tiu, ie, oricare ai fi tu, nu i se aplic, c tu nu te pisiceti.Desigur.
8. S ctige mai mult dect ea, dar s nu fac prea mare caz de asta. tiu,toate zic c nu conteaz, dar dac ai peste 25 nu pui botul la vrjelile astea,pentru c vei descoperi c fata vrea sa fie plimbat i mbrcat i asta nu sepoate ntmpla din salariul ei aproape inexistent. De fapt, s nu aduc deloc
vorba de banii ei, care sunt ctigai cu greu de ea pentru ea.
9. S nu se uite niciodat la alt femeie. i s aib mereu scuze pentrunumerele de femei din agenda telefonic.
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10. S nu i spun c e gras sau c i st aiurea mbrcat n haina aia.NICIODAT! Nici cnd i-o caut cu lumnarea, purtnd haine care nu oavantajeaz deloc. Pentru c ele sunt sensibile, dei realiste. i pentru c opereche de colani intrai n stomac prin fund sunt modul lor de a spune amceva n cap i ar fi bine s m respeci, pentru c sunt deteapt i puternic,
bi pulic.
11. S nu aib prieteni idioi. Gen din tia care scriu articole nasoale pebloguri, din care reiese c femeile sunt cae imature needucate. Nihasa, sperc i place pe canapea.
12. S accepte tcui antajul sexual. Nu vrei s o duci la film i are 3 zile larnd dureri de cap i n-are chef? Drag, se mai ntmpl, nu i face
probleme. Te pedepsesc pentru c te iubesc. i va veni mintea la cap pn laurm, sunt convins.
13. S tie c femeile sunt emancipate, mai puin la condus, salariu,independen, gtit, seriozitate, argumentaie, bere, crize de nervi, tmpeniei compania. Egalitatea e bun doar cnd le convine, cnd zgrie maina nu evina lor, c ele tiu s conduc, pur i simplu e un bou care o urmrete i oicaneaz de 12 ori pe an.
Cam astea ar fi cauzele pentru care, odat ce am dresat o femeie s fie cumvrem noi, nu prea vrem s i dm drumul.
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2. don t you forget about me
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7. may 21st doomsday
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6. canon usa
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8. unstoppable
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11. metra
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13. meghan mccain
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1. red wings
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9. free ecards10. harold camping
11. dallas mavericks
12. scott pilgrim vs. the world
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18. atlantis
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4. kentucky derby 2011
5. rajon rondo
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6. herman cain
7. thor reviews
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9. oil prices
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11. reuters news
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13. teacher appreciation week
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14. lupus symptoms
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14. mothers day gift
15. cbs news
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16. drudge report
17. nbc news
18. rick springfield
19. twin towers
20. waldo
1. osama bin laden dead
2. islamabad
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14. associated press
15. drudge report
16. ground zero
17. osama binladen
18. al jazeera
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19. ny times
20. cnn
1. anthropologie
2. ryan mallett
3. georges st. pierre
4. morrissey
5. nightmare on elm street
6. printable coupons
7. mma news8. batman begins
9. pope john paul ii beatification
10. shadowland
11. coupons
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14. coupons online
15. beatification of john paul ii
16. dallas cowboys
17. may day
18. miami dolphins
19. free coupons
20. nick cannon
1. royal wedding coverage
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2. ryan mallett
3. spider monkey
4. shuttle launch
5. space shuttle launch
6. nasa shuttle launch
7. kate middleton wedding dress
8. nbc news
9. today show
10. abc news
11. cbs news
12. cane corso
13. nasa tv
14. gabe carimi
15. good morning america
16. queen elizabeth
17. prince charles
18. nbc
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20. reggie bush
1. gabe carimi
2. von miller
3. robert quinn
4. julio jones
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5. cam newton
6. blaine gabbert
7. michael scott
8. nfl draft
9. reggie bush
10. crystal bowersox
11. us mint
12. carolina panthers13. cleveland browns
14. detroit lions
15. msft
16. minnesota vikings
17. patriots
18. chicago bears
19. 2011 nfl draft
20. huntsville al
1. david wilkerson
2. obama birth certificate
3. peyton hillis
4. birmingham news
5. obama releases birth certificate
6. total gym
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7. bruins
8. tuscaloosa al
9. carole king
10. birmingham al
11. harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2 trailer
12. order of operations
13. spurs
14. federal reserve
15. kevin durant
16. news channel 9
17. tornado watch
18. ben bernanke
19. boston bruins
20. jill scott
1. new kids on the block
2. the voice
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4. cee lo
5. kristin cavallari
6. blackhawks
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8. cee lo green forget you
9. blake shelton
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12. nfl mock draft
13. jim tressel
14. san jose sharks
15. columbus dispatch
16. zodiac
17. 2011 nfl mock draft
18. chris paul
19. blackhawks
20. cote de pablo1. mount athos
2. etta james
3. jesus christ superstar
4. how to tie a tie
5. blackhawks
6. united
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8. couture
9. muddy waters
10. chris paul
11. boston
12. asparagus recipes
13. treme
14. gabrielle giffords
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